Małe co nieco: Leona Avatar | Batman Song | Klingon Hamlet

Małe co nieco to miejsce na różne ciekawostki, które nie weszły na główną stronę, ale które warto Wam pokazać. Dzisiaj mam dla Was piosenkę przewodnią Avatara, którą śpiewa Leona Lewis. Następnie mam kolejną piosenkę w wykonaniu bohaterów Mrocznego rycerza, a dotyczącą błędów logicznych filmu. Na koniec coś z kultury wyższej - Hamlet w wersji klingońskiej.

Piosenkę Leony Lewis *I See You *możecie posłuchać TUTAJ. Momentami brzmi jakby wkleili do niej sample My Heart Will Go On Celine Dion. Niestety utwór Leony jest nudny. Przesłuchałem kawałek dwa razy i nie potrafię nic z niego zanucić. Jeśli to ma być piosenka przewodnia tak wielkiego filmu, to wybór jest delikatnie mówiąc kiepski. I co by nie mówić o My Heart Will Go On, utwór ten o niebo lepiej pasował do Titanika niż I See You do Avatara. Fail...

Jeśli nie wyłapaliście wszystkiego, polecam zapoznać się z tekstem piosenki:

KID

Batman! Why is he running, Dad?

GORDON

Because we have to chase him.

KID

Why?

GORDON

Because he can take it. Because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight

KID

I dont get it.

GORDON

Neither do I son, but it sounds cool.

BATMAN

As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight

Theres a few plot points that just dont feel right

Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap

Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap?

And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner

He must write it down in an evil day planner.

His henchmen are psycho and expendable

Yet somehow completely dependable

And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?

He seemed to resign kind of randomly

Its OK to build me an armored tank-car

But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far

Chorus

This movie of my life just doesnt hold together

At least is beats the crap out of Batman Forever

I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense

Is it too much to ask that it all make sense?

ALFRED

No no Master Wayne, you dont understand

You cant kill a symbol, but you can kill a man

BATMAN

If I want to quit then thats my choice

ALFRED

Were alone you dont have to use that voice

And what about Ms. Dawes its like you just forgot her

BATMAN

In Batman Begins she was so much hotter

ALFRED

Joker, are you busy? Lets call a truce.

I need you to help explain the plot toBatman

JOKER

Call me insane, but I consider us friends

I brought the DVD so we can watch it again

ALFRED

Ill make the popcorn and pour the sherry

Ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary

BATMAN

How does Harvey Dent do total 180?

ALFRED

Well they barbequed his face and he lost his lady

BATMAN

When did you have time rig up both of those boats

JOKER

Does talking that way ever damage your throat?

BATMAN

Well at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher

JOKER

You know movie is really good the Hurt Locker

BATMAN

Oh I heard that was good. Ive been meaning to see it.

ALFRED

Whos in it?

JOKER

Anthony Mackie

ALFRED

I dont know who that is.

JOKER

He was in Eight Mile.

ALFRED

Oh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles.

BATMAN

No that was Mekhi Phifer.

ALFRED

Joker youre getting white makeup all over the popcorn.

JOKER

Sorry, Hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

BATMAN

YES! Several versions.

ALFRED

Maybe some other people would like to hear the story.

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Źródło: Popeater, /Film, Sci-Fi Squad