Niedziela z geekami- rosyjska pieśn o tetrisie i pokemony

Jak dobrze zakończyć tydzień? Po pomoc trzeba się zwrócić do niezawodnego YouTube. W programie najlepsze wykonanie piosenki o pokemonach w historii. Kiedy Tufts Beelzebubs śpiewają *Gotta Catch Them All *masz ochotę przytulić Pikachu. Jeżeli wolisz gangsterkę polecam pieśń o tetrisie z mocno rosyjskim akcentem.

Pokemony A capella:

Tetris russian song:

Gratis mam jeszcze dla was tekst tetrisowej piosenki do pośpiewania przy niedzielnym obiadku:

One, two, one two three four

Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box

Come down like falling bricks

You can set them in rows, but everybody knows

That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack

Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)

This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve

Which makes it great for noobs

It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)

Your mom loves it

Mine does too

Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)

Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein

Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)

Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks

And they start to sing like this (SING!)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA

Here is a trick I have learned

To avoid getting burned

When you piss off your chick

If you sing this on key,

Immediately shell forget that you're a dick (Try it!)

LA LA LA LA (Im still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?)

LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)

Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)

If you love it, you probably have a uterus!

Źródło: /gamer • Wikimedia Commons